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How The 2018 Toyota Tundra Will Help You Get a Girlfriend

If you’re looking for the perfect chick-magnet truck, the 2018 Toyota Tundra is the vehicle for you. Full disclosure: this will only work if you read the entire article and take our advice. We love the 2018 Toyota Tundra for a variety of reasons, including the trims offered, the spacious cabins, and more. But we really honor the 2018 Toyota Tundra for its ability to attract women to you. If you want a truck that will help you get a girlfriend, look no further than the 2018 Toyota Tundra. That means it’s time to stop playing Fortnite and time to stop into your local dealership to ask about their selection of 2018 Toyota Tacomas. Full disclosure: this truck will not make you less of a nerd, however, it should help.

 

How it Works

We all know that you’re going to hang a “man-scented” air freshener tree from the rear-view mirror of whatever vehicle you drive. At least, we hope you do that. If not, it’s time to start! It’s no surprise that women prefer to smell Midnight Breeze over the week-old gym socks that are still sitting in the back seat. Combine that pleasant air-freshener scent with the impressive features that the 2018 Toyota Tundra has to offer, and you’ll be one lucky guy. She may not care about the 310 horsepower or the 327 pound-feet of torque, but she will love the way that the engine rumbles when you accelerate. She’ll be impressed by the sheer size of your truck and wonder how much money is sitting in your bank account, as this truck looks like it’s only for the upper-class. What she won’t realize is the fact that the MSRP is $47,280, which is affordable when it comes to a vehicle like this. Also, she won’t mind that you won’t get 15 MPG in the city because she’ll want to go into the gas station to grab a snack anyways. The 2018 Toyota Tundra is the perfect vehicle for catching (and keeping) a lady.

 

The Best of Tundra

The greatest aspect of the Toyota Tundra is the fact that it’s entirely versatile. You can easily take it out to a fancy date or take it muddin’ in the backroads. If you need to go to work in the morning, the Toyota Tundra can handle that, too. If you’re looking for a truck that is powerful and economical, the Tundra is a perfect match for you. This vehicle will truly revolutionize every preconceived notion that you had about the Tundra series. If you’re interested in a vehicle that will be as entertaining as it is functional, the Tundra is for you! Some of our favorite entertainment features, that your next girlfriend will love, are:

  • Primary monitor touchscreen
  • AM/FM Radio
  • Speed sensitive volume
  • Fixed antenna
  • Wireless phone connectivity
  • 1st row LCD monitor
  • CD player
  • Voice activated radio
  • CD-MP3 decoder

Although these features are relatively standard and won’t revolutionize the entertainment game, you’ll still be glad that you have them. For example, you can make phone calls and adjust the radio completely hands-free with the wireless phone connectivity and the voice-activated radio. It’s simple, easy, and impressive, to say the least. If you’re looking for a vehicle with the best of the best, the 2018 Toyota Tundra has it all.

 

Because Size Matters…

The Toyota Tundra will exceed your expectations when it comes to size, which is always a good thing. This is a sizable truck that will definitely be able to withstand any task that’s thrown its way. Whether you’re taking it to work, or just around town, you can rely on the well-crafted 2018 Toyota Tundra to seal the deal. Just so you can get a good understanding of what we’re working with here, let’s discuss the measurements.

Location Dimension
Wheelbase 145.7”
Front legroom 42.5”
Front headroom 39.7”
Front hiproom 62.6”
Pickup bed depth 22.2”
Exterior cargo length 78.7”
Axle to end of frame 47.9”

 

This truck is spacious and luxurious which is perfect for almost any activity. Whether you’re packing it up to move into your new girlfriend’s apartment, or you’re enjoying an after-dinner rendezvous, you’ll be thankful for the extra room. We all know that size definitely impacts the performance and if that’s true, you’ll want to have the 2018 Toyota Tundra. Even if you’re used to driving a smaller vehicle, you’ll quickly become accustomed to the size of the Tundra. Once you go Tundra, you never go back. That’s what they say, anyways.

 

Features That Won’t Ruin a First Date

Hopefully you’ve never been in a situation where you’ve run out of gas, or you’ve had a flat tire on a first date. Nothing is more awkward than being trapped in a vehicle for hours on end with a near-stranger waiting for roadside assistance. If you’ve ever experienced this, it’s likely that you won’t want to experience it again. Unless, of course, the isolation boded well for you and your lady, in which case: high five. Thankfully, with the 2018 Toyota Tundra, you’ll never have to worry about having a first date ruined (by your truck, at least). Anyways, some of our favorite date-saving features are:

  • Low-fuel warning
  • Cargo bed light
  • Systems monitor
  • Aero-composite halogen headlamps
  • Light-tinted windows
  • Transmission-fluid-temperature warning
  • Oil-pressure warning
  • Low-oil-level warning
  • Camera (rear)
  • Lane departure
  • Low-washer-fluid warning
  • Brake-fluid warning
  • Key-in-ignition warning
  • Door-ajar warning
  • Tire pressure sensors

Although most of these can be found on any vehicle in 2018, you’ll want these features on your chick-magnet 2018 Toyota Tundra. All of these warning and safety features will help you in your time of need, should it ever arise. Ultimately, you’d rather have them at your disposal and not need them, then find yourself in a situation where you’re wishing that you had them.

 

Warranty

If you don’t like your girlfriend, there are always warranty options available. Same for your truck. Thankfully, Toyota offers some great warranty options to ensure that your truck stays your “trophy truck” for as long as possible. For example, the maintenance warranty will have you covered for 24 months or 25,000 miles, whichever comes first. There are some other excellent warranty options that you can take advantage of such as the:

  • Corrosion perforation warranty
  • Basic warranty
  • Powertrain warranty
  • Accessories warranty
  • Roadside assistance warranty

If you’re looking for some good peace of mind for your new truck, the warranties will be excellent for you. As for your new girlfriend, we can’t provide any warranties on her.

 

The Bottom Line

At the end of the day, the 2018 Toyota Tundra will attract girls left and right. It will also provide you with everything necessary to keep her happy throughout your relationship. For example; she’s adventurous, she’ll love the power and versatility that this truck offers. If she’s more understated and cautious, she’ll love the warranty options. If she’s frugal, she’ll be impressed by the price tag and be happy that you will have extra money to spend on her each month. Let’s be honest here, having a girlfriend is much more expensive than owning a truck. The bottom line is, purchase a 2018 Toyota Tundra today to get started on your journey to manhood. You can thank us later.